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If you have any of those popcorn seeds, could you please? I don’t know how to do it
– My mother, just now
What?
You mean kernels?

You don’t know how to pop corn? Pretty sure you taught me when I was a kid. Why not just ask if I’ll do it for you? The point in this lie is? Deceit? You failed, I’m not deceived – not even amused. Bemused, perhaps.
My name is not Fleetwood – don’t Tell Me Lies.