Things They Don’t Tell You About Pregnancy, Childbirth and Postpartum

One of these 👇

is more valid than 20 of these 👇

Your feet WILL swell and there’s NOTHING you can do about it.

It’s “kankle” season 😩😢😭

Breast milk, at least at first, looks like custard yellow, and actually tastes quite sweet

Formula on the left, Ella juice on the right.

Breast pumping makes you feel sorry for all those Friesian Cows 🐄

Now, we’re even

“Mothers thumb” is a thing – you get it and it hurts.

Hello de Quervain’s Tenosynovitis

Babies are noisy little creatures…

They breath loudly. Cry loudly. Sleep loudly. Shit loudly.

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