My angel is three weeks older today š¼š¾ I AM NOT VACCINATED I refused to be vaccinated during my pregnancy, just in case. I now, as a mother, am actively sorting that shit out. BECAUSE THE REST OF ENGLAND WILL BE SPREADING THEIR COUGHS AND SNEEZES AND DISEASES AS OF TODAY, POTENTIALLY COMPROMISING MY BABY.Continue reading “Free Doom Day”
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One Baby Late, Two Baby Date
His majesty, the baby in utero, Kai, was due today, 24th June. As of yet, he has made no appearance. Iām growing more exhausted at the physical strain and more anxious about his movements. I canāt wait to meet him. See his little face. Touch his little hands. Speculate who he looks like. Dysfunctional asContinue reading “One Baby Late, Two Baby Date”
You Canāt, Youāre Pregnant!
Said my 25 year old brother as he tried to stop me going outside to speak with āa friendā. What? Iām pregnant?! Wow jeez, thanks for letting me know. I had been wondering what this growth in my front had been for the past 40 weeks. Thank heavens you were here to clarify that forContinue reading “You Canāt, Youāre Pregnant!”
He Is Not The Father
But as he left, he grabbed my bump and kissed it, as if saying āCiaoā to his own son. Heās not the father and he knows it. We split up after a massive fight. I didnāt go round to his. He didnāt call or text. For the best part of three months. Three weeks intoContinue reading “He Is Not The Father”
Prison Break: Do Babies Want Out?
39+5 It dawned on me, as I sat on the toilet, urination station visit 15 or other, that babies in utero probably feel like the walls are closing in on them. Like that nightmare where the ceiling is coming down, and the walls are moving towards you and death by crumple is imminent. Itās noContinue reading “Prison Break: Do Babies Want Out?”
Motherhood: Incoming 